Annoying Orange – Me vs AO (fanmade episode)
This is an episode where Orange annoys my friend Fiki, who is very hard to annoy due to his bad temper.
Orange: (groans) Bored. Bored. I’m boreder than bored. I’m bored-a-lama-dama-ding-dong bored. (laughs) Bored.
Fiki: Whew, what a tiring day at school. I could just rest my head. (amazed to see Orange) You’re not from around here, aren’t you?
Orange: Hey, hey Dudut! Hey Dudut, hey!
Fiki: Huh? Did someone say my old nickname?
Orange: Dudut! Over here, Dudut! Hey, Dudut!
Orange: Hey, Dudut!
Fiki: I’m not Dudut.
Orange: Yeah, you are. You’re Dudut. (laughs)
Fiki: No no no, I’m not Dudut. That’s my nickname when I was a kid.
Orange: Oh, yeah?
Fiki: I’m Ghafiki, but you can just call me… well, Dudut.
Fiki: (enunciating) Ghafiki.
Orange: (gasps) Rafiki? Yay! Let’s watch Lion King! (laughs)
Fiki: Ghafiki! I’m a 16-year-old BPP Vocational School student. Not a mandrill.
Orange: Ghafiki? What makes you Ghafiki?
Fiki: Well, my mom gave me that name. So yeah, I–
Orange: Hey, hey Dudut!
Fiki: (irritated) It’s Ghafiki!
Orange: Can you do this? (babbling)
Fiki: Shut it! You know that’s very, very disgusting!
Orange: Hey Dudut, watch this! Motorboat! (fluttering lips like a motorboat engine)
Fiki: Zip it! My brother hates motorboating!
Orange: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Orange: Errl… errl…
Fiki: (fake laugh) SHUT UP! YOU’RE THE MOST ANNOYING THING I EVER MET IN THIS ROOM! (pants loudly)
Orange: Hey, Dudut!
Fiki: For the last time, it’s Ghafiki!
Orange: You look so angry today. Why?
Fiki: It was a long story.
Fajar: Yo, Fiki!
Fiki: Yo, Fajar!
Fajar: You wanna buy some JKT48 merchandise somewhere quieter?
Fiki: Would I?
(when they were shopping for JKT48 merchandise, they met Aa Ilham, the most ridiculous kid in Fiki’s school. He clapped, laughed, and acts like a parrot in front of Fiki. They fought in IP all day long)
(return to real life)
Fiki: So yeah, that’s the story.
Orange: Because of Aa?
Fiki: STOP TALKING ABOUT AA! I DON’T EVEN WANNA HEAR YOU ANYMORE! (hysterically) WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!
(everything was quiet)
Orange: Hey, Dudut.
Fiki: You know, Orange… bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ~ Because I’m fed up with–
Fiki: Yes! I’m so sick of that ridiculous boy!
Orange: No! Aa!
(Aa squashed Fiki on his bed)
– Muhammad Ilham Ghifari
– Fajar Kurnia Safara